shiiiiiieettt. I'm Alyssa. 21. New York, Bay Area, Eugene. I love my Ducks. did I mention I like to dance?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Shaq’s Revenge On Aaron Carter
I am dead. Literally lying on my bed dead. This video! The nostalgia. omfg.
donate now to the “Aaron Carter ran out of blow foundation”
I wish I could be like Patrick Star, when the only thing that stresses me out is that I can’t see my forehead
(Source: limpsinister)
I love that Papa John’s motto or whatever is “nobody does what Papa John’s does”
your pizza sucks. that’s why no one else does it.
